Thursday, June 2, 2011

Chyna’s Back in the Porn Game


Chyna on MrSkin.com
Despite the repugnance with which most males (gay and straight) greeted her sex tape One Night in Chyna when it was released in 2004, musclebound female and former WWE wrestler Chyna (aka Joanie Laurer) will bring her unique brand of ‘roid rage back to pornography with the new XXX release Backdoor to Chyna. Rather than by popular demand, the cooperation between Chyna and top male porn stars Evan and Lee Stone came about due to Chyna’s insistence- she approached Vivid president Steve Hirsch about getting back into the skin game. It may be an understatement to say that Chyna is a “niche market”, as anyone who saw her double-barreled genitals (aka tiny penis) in One Night in Chyna can attest (since they’ll never be able to scape the image from their retinas), she does have her fans. And they’re going to get a body slam from this porno tape, ’cause it’s a doozy!

Adrianne Curry and Chris Knight Broke Up!


Adrianne Curry on MrSkin.com
Looks like Chris Knight (aka Peter Brady) is going to have to find another fair lady to co-star in “My Fair Brady 2: Bigger and Bradier”, because he and his wife of five years Adrianne Curry (aka the original America’s Next Top Model) are splitting up. When the news of the split broke on their fifth anniversary (that must have been an embarrassing surprise party), a rep for the couple released this statement: “After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated.”
But they have so much in common! She’s managed to stretch her 15 minutes of fame into 8 years, and he’s been pimping his for 37 (“The Brady Bunch” was canceled in 1974)! In Reality, come to think of it, it’s probably better that they split up before they could procreate.